Home Profile Messages Search Groups Forum FAQ Strange Statistics - Guns vs. Doctors T3 Gaming Community Forum Index » Funny Stuff ::   Morrell Member Location: Drumheller, Alberta, Canada Joined: Apr 16, 2006  || Posts: 232     Strange Statistics - Guns vs. Doctors Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:22 pm  Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) The number of accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000. (C) The number of accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million.) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188. Statistics courtesy of FBI SO, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand. Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. _________________ Sucking Chest Wound Feedback Clan Leader Location: Indianapolis,IN Joined: Jun 24, 2006  || Posts: 1972     Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:20 am  Ha ha love it. Watch out for that loaded Doctor. _________________ Thumbnail, click to enlarge. NaughtyGeek Clan Leader Location: Philly Burbs Joined: Oct 06, 2006  || Posts: 1532     Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:21 am  My God Jim! I hadn't heard about the latest Dr. control laws. I must call my Senator immediately. _________________ Aftermath Team Leader Joined: Mar 07, 2007  || Posts: 907     Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:31 pm  just thought id share a favorite lyric from the band Type O Negative What is the link between these crafts? Doctors and thieves, they both wear masks Overpaid meat magicians song is called Life is killin me if you wanna check it out _________________ Thumbnail, click to enlarge. hotsaki Member Location: pwns ville Joined: Apr 19, 2008  || Posts: 21     Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:49 pm  Aftermath wrote: just thought id share a favorite lyric from the band Type O Negative What is the link between these crafts? Doctors and thieves, they both wear masks Overpaid meat magicians song is called Life is killin me if you wanna check it out thats deep Feedback Clan Leader Location: Indianapolis,IN Joined: Jun 24, 2006  || Posts: 1972     Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:58 pm  Man don't Drink the Bong water , you Hippie!!! _________________ Thumbnail, click to enlarge. NaughtyGeek Clan Leader Location: Philly Burbs Joined: Oct 06, 2006  || Posts: 1532     Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:55 pm  Feedback wrote: Man don't Drink the Bong water , you Hippie!!! lmfao _________________ euro T3 4 Life Location: NYC Joined: Oct 27, 2007  || Posts: 523     Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:18 am  bong water makes me wanna gag _________________ Aftermath Team Leader Joined: Mar 07, 2007  || Posts: 907     Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:46 am  if i was a hippie i wouldnt have fought in a war for all you fuckers jk jk thought id pull the trump card ha! _________________ Thumbnail, click to enlarge. euro T3 4 Life Location: NYC Joined: Oct 27, 2007  || Posts: 523     Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:12 am  id go to war with you if you let me get high and gave me a sniper rifle and a deagle - ill be the guy no one sees smoking trees - youll hear me yell one deag across the battlefield _________________ Aftermath Team Leader Joined: Mar 07, 2007  || Posts: 907     Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:06 pm  lol actually proning in a real war is your best bet on hitting something.. especially a moving target.. unless you get lucky of course .. unless its close combat _________________ Thumbnail, click to enlarge.         T3 Gaming Community Forum Index » Funny Stuff     Page 1 of 1   All times are GMT - 6 Hours   Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First  Jump to: Select a forum Website----------------Forum Rules & InformationAnnoucementsSuggestion BoxReport Problems Servers----------------Server DiscussionBanned DisputeCustom MapsSubmit A Demo Clan Discussion----------------Member ReviewScrimsMatch/Scrim Results Random Discussion----------------Off Topic DiscussionSportsMoviesMusicGamesFunny StuffArtwork Computer Tech----------------Your RigNew StuffSoftwareHardware Recruiting----------------IntrosTF2DOD:SCS:SKill Shit/Have Fun!COD  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Custom Theme by Ped, Clan Themes Copyright © 2007