A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girlPosted:
Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:24 pm
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same on twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws the glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, " In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs
it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the
bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
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